If Parents Wrote Pop Songs…
Let’s wrap this up, Mr. Tambourine Man
“Last Christmas I gave you my heart,”
This year you’re getting pants and socks.
“99 Red Balloons, Ah, Make That 98,”
Don’t worry darling, Mummy will get you another one.
“Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Really?”
Is that how you ask for something?
“Love Me Tender, Love Me True”
But love me quickly, I’ve got work in the morning.
“Run to the Hills”
Just make sure I can still see you.
“Call me, or Text Me”
Just let me know what time you’re coming home.
“Sheena Is a Punk Rocker?”
Well good for her, but you’re still not dyeing your hair!
“Puppet on a String, an iPad, and Rollerblades”
Santa’s only got one sleigh you know!
“I Want to Hold Your Hand”
When we get close to the road.
“Holiday in Cambodia (Yeah, That’s Going To Be Very Expensive…)”
How about Kam Ping?
“Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man”
Put that down, it’s time for bed.
